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Jumat, 07 Desember 2012
teacher jokes
Teaching can be boring. We need to relax and make some jokes to ice break the serious situation. Our students may feel like in prison if we don’t have any ideas to comfort them. Here are some jokes we can practice in our classroom.
These are conversation between a teacher and his/ her students.
1. Teacher : Did your brother help you with your homework?
Student : No, ………………………….
2. Teacher : John, can you tell me what the plural of a baby is?
John : …………………………………………..
3. Teacher : (on the phone) …… Tom can’t come to school because he has
a fever. Who am I talking to?
Voice : ………………………………….
4. Teacher : Jenny, tell something starting with the letter “ I”!
Jeny : I is
Teacher : No, No, you must tell “ I am”
Jenny : OK , …………………………
5. Teacher : if you add 678 and 563 , and divide the answer by 15, what do
you get?
Student : ………………………………….
6. Teacher : Lee, what is the most famous answer to questions asked by
teachers?
Lee : ……………………………..
7. Teacher : Bob , mention two pronouns in English!
Bob : ………………………..
Teacher : great
8. Teacher : Jim, How do you spell wrong?
Jim : R O N G
Teacher : ………………………………..
Jim : That’s what you asked for, wasn’t it?
9. Teacher : First there was the ice age, then the stone age, Bill, what came
next?
Bill : …………………………….
The answer is
1. He did all of it
2. Twins
3. This is my dad
4. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
5. The wrong answer
6. I don’t know
7. Who, me?
8. That’s wrong
9. The sausage
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