doctor jokes

These are jokes about doctor

Here are some conversations between a doctor and a patient. These jokes are taken from an old book written by George Woolard. He is an experience ELT teacher who has worked in Greece and Malaysia. His book is named Lesson with laughter.

Patient : Doctor, doctor! I think I’m getting smaller.

Doctor : Well, you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.

Doctor : I have to tell you that you are very ill. Is there anything you would

              like?

Patient : yes, a second opinion.

Doctor : Well, Mr. William, you seem to be coughing much more easily this

             morning.

Patient : That’s because I have been practising all night.

Doctor : are the pills I gave you to improve your memory helping you?

Patient : What pills?

Patient : I feel like a pack of cards.

Doctor : Take a seat and I’ll deal with you later!

Patient : Doc, Please help me, I can’t stop telling  lies.

Doctor : I don’t believe you.